Argument Survivor Hat

🧢 USS Latina Lover – Argument Survivor Trucker Hat

Not everyone makes it out of a Latina argument with their dignity intact… but you? You’re built different. This hat honors your service.

Inspired by classic military veteran caps, this is your official issue for the Latina Love Wars — complete with a ribbon of Latin American flags to commemorate every emotional battle.

Features:

• High-contrast gold embroidery-style text

• Latin flag ribbon of honor (Peru, Colombia, Brazil & more)

• Breathable mesh back for cooling off post-argument

• Curved brim to shield you from red flags